Dirty Doughnut and Mighty Muffin were playing chess.  But this was no ordinary chess!  Instead of pawns there were meatballs and there were onion rings as queens!  Dirty Doughnut was losing badly, all he had was a meatball, an onion ring, a sausage and a potato.  Mighty Muffin was the best chess player in Food Ville.  It was Dirty Doughnuts turn to move.  He moved his potato and ate Mighty Muffins meatball.

"HA now both of your cakes are in danger!"  Bloated Dirty Doughnut.

"Yes, they are but if you eat one of my cakes you will lose your potato and put your onion ring in danger," Chuckled Mighty Muffin "And, and and and and and..." added Mighty Muffin "I could be generous but I'm in the mood to gobble down your potato."

Omniomniomniomniom.  Mighty Muffin chomped away on Dirty Doughnut's potato.  Dirty Doughnut didn't see that coming but he had a plan.  He would move his meatball to the end and get an onion ring, the most powerful consumable.  BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP! The time was up and Mighty Muffin had beaten Dirty Doughnut again.  Mighty Muffin and Dirty Doughnut shook hands and waddled off home - for two other people would wait by the only chess board in Food Ville, it had to be a special chess board or or else the consumables wouldn't fit.

Next up on the list was Cool chicken and Bent Banana.

Back at home street where everyone lived, Mighty Muffin opened his fridge.  Everything in his fridge would be a muffin, there were every type of muffin and every flavor!  Mighty Muffin bent down to grab the last chocolate muffin when he found out it was missing.

"OH NO!  Where is my Muffin!  ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Panicked Mighty Muffin. He searched everywhere for them; under the sofa, in the book shelf, in his wardrobe and even in his oven!  Mighty Muffin Called for Smart sausage.

Smart Sausage rushed over to Mighty Muffins house and knocked on his door. KNOCK KNOCK.

"Come in, come in. Its an emergency!  Someone has stolen my chocolate muffin." Boomed Mighty Muffin.

"I see, I see. Well, Yeah, It seem the suspect likes chocolate..." Said smart sausage.

"Yes but only Clumsy Chocolate and I like chocolate and Clumsy Chocolate want even make it next door without fall over one million times!!" Exclaimed Mighty Muffin.  Mighty Muffin started to make his way to the fridge as Smart Sausage followed him.

"Did you leave any windows open the you last left your house?" asked Smart Sausage.

"No I never open my windows, they're too stiff to close!" said Mighty Muffin.

"Ah, I see.  I have three suspects in mind, Clumsy Chocolate, Naughty Nut and you." replied Mighty Muffin.

"ME?! ME!? How on Earth would it be me? HUH?" Shouted Mighty Muffin.

"Well you might have eaten it and forgotten!" said Smart Sausage. Smart Sausage and Might Muffin argued for an hour and poor old Obedient Orange having to listen to all that racket